So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish

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im sophie

broken-gaydar:

starrygraveyard:

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nathanieljosephruess:

herfunnyvideos:

lockedinabirdcage:

GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

MIND OVER MATTER.

PAPER OVER ROCK.

You clever little shit.

then what the fuck does scissors mean

lesbians

what

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cybertwinks:

the only people who ever call me pretty are either old or online

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lilgremlingirl:

are we gonna fuckn hold hands tonight or what bitch

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juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

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"I want to be completely surrounded by the heaviness of your breath when after we’re done my body is covered in signs that you were there."
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homudokas:

do you ever feel like a plastic swag

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visiblecc1:

fuglypudding:

if watermelon exists why doesn’t earthmelon, firemelon and airmelon??

The elemelons

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