So Long, and Thanks for all the Fish

Ask me questions?   Ma peeps   ME!   

im sophie

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via whispers-softly)

— 1 day ago with 293891 notes

foodtrucker:

i’m like an iphone i just lose energy without doing anything

(Source: foodtrucker, via feat)

— 1 day ago with 275577 notes
rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

rubdown:

CHRIS EVANS LAUGHING ALONE WITH PIZZA

(Source: d-white211, via xwhereismymindx)

— 1 day ago with 72733 notes

maybeitsmeganline:

dutchster:

hey do you mind taking your clothes off? i’d like to see how angels hide their wings.

that was a double pick up line wow

(via morgrana)

— 1 day ago with 163780 notes

lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

(via ha-ze)

— 1 day ago with 47498 notes
number-thirtytwo:

I love this because of reasons.

number-thirtytwo:

I love this because of reasons.

(Source: wiscodiesel, via balthazarsacolyte)

— 1 day ago with 425394 notes

aaltje-in-wonderland:

—Netflix would be by far the best dating site. “Here are 9 other singles in your area who have also watched Breaking Bad for 12 straight hours”

(via forever-yesterday)

— 2 days ago with 52713 notes